Terribly Serious

inexplicably the funniest thing in the world to me is when video game tooltips are also vaguely applicable to real life. i love when The Sims is like “keep your neighbors out by locking your door!” yes queen i will

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

me when I tell the guy who sings "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" not to do that

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

This websites hatemail game is insane

This is killing me

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website