You know whats fuckinv hilarious? When your eyes are covered by a hood
You canât see shit.
So when the Jedi are going all swooshy swoosh with their lightsabers with their hoods over their heads theyâre relying on the force to be aware of there surroundings because the canât actually see.
Theyâre using the force to be extra and dramatic af while they slicey slice their opponents. And Luke Skywalker with his Chanel Boots is no exception. He is the prime example.
In the temple that is literally what they teach their younglings. To sense their surroundings in the Force without actually seeing it. Here in Attack of the Clones:
They really start them off young to teach them in their How To Be Dramatic 101 class. Todayâs lesson is how to deflect a blast without looking. Next week we will be tackling the Dramatic Robe Drop⢠with special guest teacher and Dramatic Robe Drop⢠master, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Speaking of that extra bitch what was the first lesson Old Ben taught innocent young Luke?
The same fucking lesson.
Of course the dramatic bitch himself who trained Anakin fuckin Skywalker would think that the first lesson that the son of both Anakin and PadmĂŠ would need to learn is how to be deflect blaster shots without looking so he can look badass with a hood on. Yess it is vital for him to know. The fate of the galaxy depends on it.
Like look how innocent farmboy Luke who has to help out at the farm tomorrow went from this:
Then trained with Obi-Wan and Yoda and became
CHANEL BOOTS LUKE with fashion sense
Honestly. I blame Yoda and Obi-Wan and their influence on him.





























