Good Old El Rey

I should pin this to my tumblr

this posting shit is easy watch this

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sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

you WILL develop an all-encompassing & unconditional sense of warmth and empathy for your younger self (no longer asking)

it isnt the same but i honestly wanna give my younger self a hug and let her cry into me. they really need it.

they're still here

im gonna cry

[after starting a fistfight and losing] haha okay man let's all put this behind us and sign a peace treaty between you, me, and my slavering rabid dog. what? oh don't worry the treaty says he'll stop mauling passersby. has he agreed to the treaty? i don't see how that's relevant. i will never ever put him on a leash btw just throwing that out there. so yeah anyway, trucies?

wait wait are we representing israel as a rabid dog and iran as a perfectly reasonable stranger? is that were we are at?

well one of these governments is willing to sign a peace treaty after winning a war of aggression waged against it by a much larger power and one of them is repeatedly sabotaging even temporary ceasefires because it is politically untenable for it to stop massacring lebanese civilians with bombs. you can do the over the top Tired snarky above it all tone all you like but the facts of the situation are incredibly stark

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

she should have said this in response to every obstacle they faced