Nope. Only Trash Here.

my fucked up lup headcanon is that i think she probably forgets shes not an inanimate object anymore sometimes. like people around her will be having a conversation and she'll just sit there silently watching them until someone addresses her directly and she remembers she is physically present and people can see and hear her. she'll see something cool out and about and have the fleeting thought "damn, too bad i cant interact with that (because im an umbrella)" and then realize she CAN now

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

@funnier-as-a-system

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

the "biblically accurate angel" trend is such a perfect encapsulation of a pet peeve i have which is everybody wants to criticize the bible but nobody wants to read the bible. like when people were drawing crazy amalgamations of eyes and wheels talking to mary and saying "be not afraid" and everybody was like omfggg OF COURSE she was scared. like no actually the angel looked like a guy can you read 3 lines of text... they were saying be not afraid because it's scary when a random man suddenly shows up in your house and starts talking to you

there’s a really great episode of American Hysteria that goes into the depictions of angels in the actual text of the bible vs depictions in US pop culture throughout different eras !! it focuses a lot on the 90’s “Angel Craze” where angels were EVERYWHEREEEE in American media; specifically the “Guardian Angel” archetype which differs WILDLY from any actual biblical canon. they only briefly touch on the “biblically accurate angel” phenomenon but the entire episode is definitely worth a listen.

moving between hyperfixations is like wow i can’t believe i used to think this song was about that guy when it’s clearly about [guy it’s also not about]

Did you know trans girls are a lot like boats?

Boyn't

I've never regretted making a post more than this one because you have no idea how many people reblog only the first half and then put a punchline that either doesnt make much sense, is a huge stretch, or a joke about she/her pronouns. Im dying over here please stop i know boats are called she and her! I know it!!! Everyone knows it!!! Please someone save me!!!!!

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane