Nope. Only Trash Here.

the conversation was pleasant enough and we both had a nice chuckle but i saw you reload a save right before it. what did you do to me? what did you do?

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

all of our knights are wearing chainmail bikinis but its kind of hard to tell on account of the gambeson, cuirass, surcoat, etc

#mutuals: pls know i'm reading all your tags and laughing at your jokes and approvingly thinking '[username] is so cool'

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

don't unfollow me for posting Jafar armpit hair. I'm sorry

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

nobody ever talks about the terrible fanfic epidemic of "they would NOT confess their love so openly and poetically as that."

big amatonormativity wants you to accept this as the norm but this is not how it has to be. we can push for consistent characterization in expressions of connection and affection. those characters could just kiss and not declare their undying love about it

reading this post back and realizing that i didn't get to my real point which is that maybe those guys shouldn't say that they're in love at all. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that you earnestly believe those guys would say "i love you". it doesn't have to be this way

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person