DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

Honestly it's not that bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I've got the afternoon to myself.

american workers defending capitalism 

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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The kindest thing that literature does is remind you that your little peculiar feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, felt equally bewildered by love, bored by society, tired of pretending, and hungry for meaning.

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

impossible to tell if eating many brownies at once was a bad idea because on one hand my stomach hurts but on the other hand I was very happy when consuming the brownies