the sky is looking back

"i'm here for that suit i wanted :))))))!" My Wife Crazy. My Wife Kill People.

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

I Wanted to Become a Magical Girl, but When I Finally Did I Found Out I Was in an Edgy Deconstruction With Zero Care for the Genre!!

i love when you get a ttrpg party that's like. yeah i know that tieflings are rare. there's six of them here though

Takahē also make a delightful honking noise when they’re walking around

Thank god I get to visit Pelican Town

Thank god I get to visit Pelican Town

@diseases-for-center-control