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[A tweet by the user HelpMeSkeletor that says, “funny how centrists never threaten to go left if fascists aren’t civil”.]

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

men, no matter who you are or what you're doing there's always a butch somewhere who's doing it better than you. every single thing you could imagine. yes even having a dick

there should be a reverse lent where u develop a new addiction in 40 days and 40 nights and then quit cold turkey

in many ways being alive is about opening your curtains after getting out of bed

[ID: A meme of a man saluting with the caption, "Me when my mutual tells me to vote for a character I've never heard of in a poll." End ID]

does anyone know how to make a desicion

love that genres of posts where someone has screenshotted the text of a tiktok bc the actual video is irrelevant, so its just a text post with extra forehead.

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

[I.D.: a photo taken in a classroom of a powerpoint presentation. The slide on the projector reads: "What's the problem with Socrates? He's ugly" on the slide is a picture of a bust of Socrates. \ end I.D.]

ive decided i glow in the dark now

bioluminescence is a choice

Life is so… take my heart and break it open

the first thing God does after we die is sit us down and cook us dinner

microdosing on vulnerability by saying 'yeah..........' in the tags of poems i rb that i identify with