jem is clearly named after his species

i lived a whole life as a tumble dryer ball and i didn’t know what my purpose was once but it was beautiful and warm and i believed i understood the meaning of the clunks in a way the clothes never seemed to

standing in the dark eyes closed dancing chewing on my hair

the tiny dildos companies sometimes send w orders are conceptually insane like literally what are u meant to do w those

i just remembered i had a dream the other night that i explained me and my friend’s imaginary drag act ‘umpraham lincoln’ (abraham lincoln but he’s a slutty baseball umpire) (borne from said friend’s child trying to recreate the name abraham from memory) to someone and they were like oh someones already doing that and pulled up videos of umpraham lincoln on stage. i’d never been so mad

was looking at pictures recently and found one of my dad holding me the day i was born wearing the chain i wear to gay clubs now