jem is clearly named after his species

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

the main issue with problems is how bad they suck. but what if there was a app that let you bet on child surgeries

Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender...yuuuuuup even the dogs

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

I think the harm of denying people the right to control their own bodies is so, so much worse than the risk of people regretting the decisions they make. Regretting something you decided to do is a much healthier pain than the pain of regretting that you didn't get to have a choice.

does anyone want to play drugs and alcohol with me

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*