screaming into the void

They should invent a sleeping for people with chronic fatigue that actually works.

I literally have this exact thought multiple times every day when i talk to anyone i know. and theyre always watching a new show im like wtf even is that ive never watched a tv show in my life

i do 5 minutes of work and then 20 minute scroll break like a reverse pomodoro method that makes all tasks longer

become ungovernable

if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time