screaming into the void

Do you think Ilya has developed a Pavlovian response to Shane folding his clothes because Shane folds his clothes before sex, do you think Ilya's teammates call him to go out and he is like "no, Shane is doing the laundry today" and everyone is like what the fuck is he talking about

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

hollanov at their kid’s autism assesment and the doctor says that autism can be genetic and asks if anyone in the family has autism and shane says no at the same time as ilya says yes

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

They should invent a sleeping for people with chronic fatigue that actually works.

I literally have this exact thought multiple times every day when i talk to anyone i know. and theyre always watching a new show im like wtf even is that ive never watched a tv show in my life

i do 5 minutes of work and then 20 minute scroll break like a reverse pomodoro method that makes all tasks longer

become ungovernable

if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening