Go outside (and look at the stars)

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

they called him jack the ripper because he would take fat rips off the bong and then jack offf

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy