like the stars chase the sun

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

that was a religious experience

me

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

His little ears flopping in he wind

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard