mighty fat mighty fine mighty femme

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

We’re still going places! Like back to bed.

Dude

This is natural art.

who decided skeletons are scary like ???? you have a skeleton do not be afraid of u

if there was a meat man running at me at high speeds i’d be hyperventilating

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

you just woke up

take a nap

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Stop assuming that fat people would rather be thin. Stop assuming that fat people would rather be thin. Stop assuming that fat people would rather be thin. Stop assuming that fat people would rather be thin. Stop assuming that fat people would rather be thin.

!!!

Wishes.