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there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan

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craftykit

A thought just occured to me

craftykit

a lot of people in the tags asking “what if I’m both” but this guy gets it

#half life #vortigaunt #this is basically what its like

veliseraptor

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

#i cannot post i can only draft #it hides my true malice

crimewave420

would you rather your kid be gay or or green

why not both 💚

acquired-stardust

Final Fantasy VII Playstation 1997

#keep dancing baby #my eyes have been opened...

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bastard-unlimited

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do

small-spanish-face

lacteaway

Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?

#subnautica #art

jakegyllenhaalsteeth

whole lipstick on a pig is bogus to me because we put lipstick on a pig and this is what happened

fabfemmeboy

Um excuse me that's not lipstick on a pig. That's eye shadow and mascara on a pig. Clearly there's a difference.

bigmouthlass

Miss Piggy has a history of getting carried away with lipstick.

the-haiku-bot

Miss Piggy has a

history of getting carried

away with lipstick.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cowpokebeetle

\(0 0)/

#half life #vortigaunt #art

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astroadonis

Showing off their life’s work

Based on a small scene I wrote a while back. Rex (alien grunt) and Rudder (shock trooper) belong to me, and Eudia (vortigaunt) belongs to my dearest friend @cowpokebeetle !

#half life #vortigaunt #art #gorjeouss...

vortology

vortigaunt cuisine concept

i wanted to build off of gabe's idea where headcrabs are used as a pork brain substitute in dishes like gulai banak. the dish above is cooked headcrab meat served with a runny curry, paired with sauce derived from antlion grubs, which is either poured into the curry to make it thicker or used as a dipping sauce.

the headcrab legs dont work as a perfect substitution to actual crab legs, but virtually you can eat them the same; you squeeze or pick the meat out and its delicious with butter or aforementioned grub sauce

i haven't come up with a proper name for the meal, but in my mind i've been calling it headcrab curry. i'd love to hear people's thoughts on other possible recipes 🥹🥹🥹

#half life #vortigaunt #art #what a cool concept!#i usually think of headcrabs as poultry bc of the jokey saran-wrapped ones in hla #but this makes more sense w the antlions being part of xenian ecology #gary seal of approval

eggsrblue

guess who's playing half life 2 episode 3 brahhh

bonus vortigaunt & alyx from memory :3 (these were drawn before the other ones 😭)

#half life #vortigaunt #art

7dmom

Did you hear about that thing nobody cares about and sucked?

bumblebeedog

arts been slow lately. trying to get things out of the wip folder tho :)

#outer wilds #art

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barmeysmind

im literally a vortigaunt

#half life #vortigaunt #art #literally.

barmeysmind

im actually so pressed about my stylus nibs i had to pull out my dusty old sketchbook

#half life #vortigaunt #art #mf always look at me like this after i call for an emergency meeting

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