I feel physically ill

Why. Why are humans like this?

how fuckin short is mr clean

how fucking big was that 12 year old

hes destroying the evidence that the giant 12 year old ever existed

Gather around American boys and girls, it’s time to play “Is it fireworks or gunshots?”

sonic is a powerbottom

i don’t think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts.

10 POINTS FROM POWERBOTTOM

the new jurassic park movie looks great

How to make a sausage (dog) burrito. [video]

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

Um. All Male Josie and the Pussycats. Can you imagine?

All-male Charlie’s Angels including the slow sexy upward pans of the camera, pointlessly open shirts, and skintight catsuits. Our heroes must pose as masseuses, belly dancers, and more to seduce female CEOs, senators, and heads of security while constantly proving their loyalty to Charlie who is voiced by Lucy Liu.

Yes to all of these.

all-male Mean Girls with absolutely no plot deviance. Just a big muscley guy explaining that on Wednesdays, they wear pink.

I would pay to see all of them.

how is this only six seconds

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

@badcharacterdesign how bout them trolls