Look at the freakin' detail on this cup, man

SO many missed opportunities with not setting GW3 in the far future. What's Tyria like post Elder Dragon craziness? What's sylvari society like now? How have the charr continued to grow as a people? Do they have a Khan-Ur? Did Cantha fix their energy problem? Have asura taken over the world yet? What the fuck???

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

we need to teach filmbros that what they're doing is fanfic otherwise this happens

you can now sort likes in reverse date order so I did that and this is the first still existing post I liked

i'm still in shock tbh. the dottore scaramouche confrontation was actually really good. Wanderer going straight for the (shared) jugular calling him "useless". "I thought you'd have gotten stronger, I forgot you had no way to increase your power" (without me, going unsaid). dottore's incredibly incisive taunt about scara not being able to make up for his past being worse for him. the way the quest really hammered it in that they are 2 guys equally tormented by the inescapability of the self. the fact that scaramouche was his beginning and his end, the source of his segments and there to watch those very segments drag dottore down to burn. they were always bound together by mutual self-hatred, but wanderer has been slowly learning to accept himself in sumeru and dottore's words no longer have any lasting impact on him, whereas only the most self-rejecting version of dottore remained, and that was what was ultimately his downfall. like. i think i have to go lie down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

You can't try to tell me sex is better than what happened here

I really really love in game music events but the guild wars 2 metal legion concert just blows the competition out of the water for me. the fact that it's integrated into the storyline for the area with the songs being in universe propaganda is fascinating and the event itself is like hands down the best and most fun way to do an event like that I've ever experienced. you spend the whole time trying to keep the show going which means constant chaotic mini events where you do things like jump in a moshpit or stand in for backup dancers or fix the exploding equipment while all the while beating back fans swarming the performers whose parts of the song will disappear if they get knocked out. it ends with you having to destroy a giant burning metal effigy of a dragon that will sometimes just pick you up into the air and chuck you into the crowd who are all giant cat people. everyone on earth download the video game guild wars 2.