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DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM

ALWAYS.

FANDOM LAW YOU MUST ABIDE

ALWAYS.

I will always reblog this

It’s here again!!!!

EVERY. SINGLE. TUESDAY.

IT’S TUESDAYYYYY!

Tuesday

Somebody posted this at like ten last night and I got my days all sorts of mixed up. I woke up this morning thinking it was Wednesday. 

And at that day, I swear we were infinite

Happy Tuesday everyone!!

i miss lying at parties :(

especially house parties because if you don't know who the fuck the host is then there's a good chance you'll never see them or their friends again so you can lie about fucking EVERYTHING. once i told a guy i was a guinea pig breeder like. for a living. and i was wearing ~8 inch platforms so i told him i always wore those to parties because i can't wear them at home since that time i crushed a guinea pig. and sometimes you tell someone you used to be an internationally recognized cricket player but you broke your thumb playing chess and then you could never get back to being as good as you were so you assumed a new name and moved to a different country. and you can tell them that you lived in the woods for two years when you were a kid so you know how to start a fire and also communicate with foxes via hissing noises and smell. plus that time in the woods taught you what berries are NOT edible the hard way. also you had to have half of your small intestine removed (this HAS to follow the berry thing but you need a few minutes of distance inbetween those). don't be afraid to get creative . eyebrow hair transplant. you invented a special knife but the fbi offered you 41 bucks for the patent and you really wanted to go ham at taco bell so you said yes. one of your toes doesn't have bones so it feels like a boneless chicken wing. don't be afraid to get creative .just be serious

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

terribly

Genuinely queerness and queer history the moment you bother to actually take a step back and read real life and historical documentations of who we ware as a community directly contrasts the heavy sanitization and strict boundary lines and labels that the modern age internet has advocated so vocally to put in place. It is ironic and disheartening with how many babyqueers I see today who genuinely eat up everything queer separatists and transphobes in general spout online, just because these influencers care to say they are “trans friendly” or “against trans medicalists” when they pretty much 100% of the time are those very antagonizers that would’ve balked at the sight of a hairy queer clad in leather fresh out of the 70s. The way the internet so heavily advocates for this idea of being “anti-intellectualist” with how folks prefer to listen to people who they trust to be smart to relay real-world information over to them rather than literally just reading is always bothering me. Am I making any sense here. 

I know there's a lot more types of guys but this is a specific list I have that I want feedback on

Love the argument "oh but if you transition you'll have to deal with being trans your whole life" because first of all there is nothing bad about being trans and second I'm still gonna be trans even if I don't medically transition I'll just be trans and miserable instead of trans and happy

Absolutely amazing addition I love this and personally I can't wait to be proudly trans for the rest of my life!

i would literally be the worst creepypasta protagonist. i would find an evil haunted copy of mario 64 and i'd boot it up and see mario's face distorted nightmarishly and the title would be "SUPER MARIO DEAD 96" and i'd be like "wow what a cool romhack with no information about it anywhere online i can't believe i found such a rare and beautiful thing" and there'd be blood everywhere and the overworld music would be screeching static intercut with barely audible whispering so i record it and play it backwards and the whispering is just "DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH" and the spectrogram i generated is a small open-mouthed screaming face with empty eyes (which should be impossible considering the audio contents don't correspond with the image at all, and the picture is strangely clear) and i'm like "wow such amazing attention to detail this must've taken so much work" and all the levels are named like 'sector: EPITAPH' with no enemies and untextured 3d primitives in an endless gray expanse soundtracked by slowed down n64 synthesizers and i'd say "wow this uncanny emptiness captures such a harrowing side of nostalgia, it really conveys this haunting impression of a missing or dead inner child or something" and then mario turns to the camera and starts listing off the coordinates of my current location and i'm like "wow they even put a geolocator in this thing" and i play the game nonstop because i'm absolutely enraptured by this strange and scary piece of art and i want to keep exploring it but then this ghostly kid emerges from the cartridge in a brilliant ray of light because it turns out by playing the game i gave this sad dead child an outlet to express his anger and grief and through my unconditional love and enjoyment of the game i've allowed this kid to play his favorite game one last time and so he vanishes, smiling, and now no one will ever believe me because all i have is this normal cartridge of mario 64 with the name "ANDREW" scrawled in sharpie on the back

this doesn't seem healthy

it's probably benign?

Alright bloggers how are we slacking off at work today?

people on twitter getting mad at the hacktivist catgirl for using neopronouns and being a bi lesbian. like sorry did you expect the avowed anarchist cyberterrorist to love rules but only when it comes to language and identity