Newsflash, Mr. Wizard, Vampires Pee!

well my pants are down 

WHO THE HELL TAUGHT CAS HOW TO DRIVE

dean this is one of my heacanons and you will pry it from my cold dead hands

SO THIS is what they did between Nora’s and the Gas n Sip!

I highly doubt THATS why they took so long

That’s more like it 😉

mm hmm

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”