if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

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NASA

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Origami Around
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Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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BRING HIM BACK
Someday I'm gonna get so so good at making art. Just you wait. I'm going to write stuff that is so awesome.
#do you not already???
No I'm still learning the basic technical skills. But once I have those down I'm gonna write something that's so fucking true and beautiful.
The unhinged rant that my child protagonist just made about insects is an early version of something that I'm gonna be able to do so so well in a decade and I'll do it again then and you'll all be fucking enthralled.
oh thank goodness

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me, booking in my next tattoo: this one will fix me
DISCO DRACULA (1982). From German horror series, John Sinclair.
Everything else aside, you have to admit that this would be the sickest party you’ve ever seen.
So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show
“But I wanna know!” You’re gonna have to learn to be ok with not knowing some things, especially when those things involve personal details about strangers that they’re not comfortable sharing.
“But it’s confusing!” If you take the time to educate yourself it’ll no longer be confusing. Otherwise you’re just gonna have to learn to be ok with being confused.
“But it’s weird!” You probably do weird things all the time. Everyone does weird things sometimes. Life goes on.
“But it scares me!” Is it hurting you? No? You’ll be fine. Being scared and being harmed are not always the same thing. Learn to tell the difference and then act accordingly.
“But I want it!” And I want a million dollars. You can’t always get what you want.
Addendum:
"But it makes me uncomfortable!" The world is an uncomfortable place and complete strangers are not required to fix that for you. Learning to endure harmless discomfort is a life skill for existing in public.
"But I don't like it!" There's plenty of things in the world and not all of them are fun or enjoyable or For You. This applies to everyone and we all have to deal with that in a mature fashion.
"But I want to do the thing!" You can't always do what you want. Most people learn this in preschool. Wanting something does not entitle you to be inconsiderate to the people around you.
good morning to the beaten and the damned only
There’s a petition to ban smart glasses in the uk, if you live in the uk please sign!
The government should immediately ban the sale and promotion of glasses that contain recording capability. The government should explore usi

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I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎
"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time
You get a Milkfish
Chanos chanos
i scrute the milkfish
if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
CLIMB
CLIMB
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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

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I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit
Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and
YOU MEAN JOHN CARPENTER’S?????