comic sans jr, phd

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”

teetotailer

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

"Discourse" is far too dignified a term for the foolishness y'all get up to. We should go back to calling it wank.

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

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I think it's so funny in romantasy books when the boy is like the fae king's bastard half-vampire son and he commands the power of the four elements and he's forced to walk the world forever slaying demons because he's cursed to never fall in true love unless he vanquishes all evil and then his name is like. Gavin. Riley. Blake. just really Some Guy name. Emmett, even.

this is my magic boyfriend he's a werepanther who's secretly the true heir to the throne of Atlantis and his skills include swords and prophecies. he knew he was destined to fall in love with me because he's been haunted by visions of my face in his dreams for years. his name is Brody.

do you think Brody and Jar'kelath would explore each other's bodies 👀

😍😍😍

3. Brother I Have No Idea What Is Happening Let Me Consult My Trusted Advisor

You know, I made this post with a very specific context (how people see me, a married muslim lady in a hijab, and automatically assume I’m oppressed) but all these additions are absolutely sending me and the notes are delightful so by all means, please continue

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

Nonhuman expressions of affection are great. Purring. Exposing weak points as a show of trust. Head bonks. Preening and chewing. Nuzzling. Biting. Intertwining tails. Feeding each other. Little chuffs, chatters, beeps and squeaks. Fluffing up of feathers, fur or other things. Dancing to impress. Cleaning their fur, scales, feathers or skin. Sharing body heat. Ears pointing toward those you care about to show your full attention is on them. Slow blinking.

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/