Country bubba

I look absolutely silly when I’m drunk. I’m one of those fun drunks though. Be careful though. I get outrageous when I drink.

I never back down from a challenge!!

If you stick your finger in my navel, it goes past the second knuckle.

Thank you for that. I appreciate you!

The theater was old and built in the 20s. Sorry 1920s. So the seats weren’t as big as they are now to accommodate us more robust folk. They also had little tables attached to them that swiveled side to side. Well, gravity got me in the chair and gravity, was keeping me inside wedged between the sides of the chair. The table blocking my belly didn’t help either. I had to have one of the usher’s helped me out. He was good about it, but at the time it was a little embarrassing. Thinking back on it it was kinda hot. It’s just I was there by myself.

Beer Busting