I am filled with Passion ...passion for what? All of It. - The Loudest Bitchard, This Side of Pluto! -
my life is busy, and honestly? I shouldn't be on here right now. But Alas, poor Yorick, this bitchard never listens
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Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
(discussion in the tags, longass story of how I got here under the cut)
Me, twenty minutes ago, yapping to my girlfriend as she slowly falls asleep: do you think there were autistic women in the like, 1800s that special interest was gossip.
My girlfriend, mumbling: huh?
Me, not even pausing: Like the interpersonal relationships between members of their local community, or even high society. Did they collected all of the information they overheard or were told and had like a whole diary detailing all of the details to cross-reference so they would always have correct details to situations and therefore could refrain from making a fool of themselves for not knowing an implied relationship.
My girlfriend, blinking super slowly: you would do that now if you had the time
Me: this is definitely not based on the terror that lives in my soul because I fear not understanding a situation and saying something stupid about a situation I should know about.
My girlfriend, eyes closing: uh huh...
Me, lying through my teeth: I definitely don't have a deep-rooted fear of being misunderstood or misspeaking or even using an incorrect word. I mean, I read an encyclopedia for fun as a kid. I started reading a thesaurus because I was bored. That isn't something someone with those fears would do, absolutely not.
My girlfriend: *snore*
Me, not noticing my girlfriend has fell asleep: I mean, I just, ya know, love dissecting how words work, like prefixes and suffixes and even root words! It's like a puzzle. Let me connect all these pieces and get a cool little creation!! New word from old pieces!! Prefix A + Root Word B + Suffix C = New Word!
Me, suddenly freezing, because I realize what I just said:
Me, grabbing my girlfriend and shaking her (not) gently: [Girlfriend]. [Girlfriend]!
My girlfriend, startling awake: baby, wha? What happened?
Me, getting super close to her face: etymology is math rules applied to grammar
My girlfriend: ...huh? It's bedtime, what are you talking about?
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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail of any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.
"if you take testosterone youll look like your DAD!! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD?!! YOULL LOOK LIKE A GROSS UGLY MAN YOULL LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD!" nope! adopted💖
shoutout to the guys saying "my dad is awesome itll be cool if i look like him" but especially shoutout to the guys saying "i will/do look like my dad on t and i am making him suffer for it. he is evil and he HATES that i look like him. im like him but better" yall have a powerful aura
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Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
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