welcome to the garbage pile boys

Saw this on Twitter and wanted to share.

Petrova line

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

How do you sleep at night?

Ryland Grace, panicking, zero coherent thoughts in his brain: Maybe the rock spider will like dancing the salsa???

My 300lb boiling hot alien best friend who insists on watching me sleep and it’s great actually

is this gonna get me fired you think

do u like mine

I don’t actually know how to use Tumblr. The last time I used this I quit before the 2018 nuke.

chat is this anything

Mark Fischbach as Simon in Iron Lung, 2026.

based on @ctrl-shift-alt-9’s horrifying implied scene post about how there’s no visible exit(or entry) point on the sub, but there IS a ladder going up the side, so they probably tossed him in from the top and then welded it shut from there

David made the brick, Markiplier kissed the brick, I threw the brick, then you threw it back harder and started beating me with it.