yeah i want those old men to fuck each other. but i also want them to worry about each other‘s knee joints while doing so.

trying really REALLY hard to get back to my meta series it's just like. the swimming pool scene is killing me like. there's just SO much to write about i'm flhgdfkghdghdhg

omg I miss those so much, man. They were always so delicious.

ahhh thank you - i was wondering if anyone would still read them, since it's been a while 🥰!!!

it's crazy how roper's like well someone's betraying me and it's either my two associates who i've been doing crimes with forever, my girlfriend who would rather stay out of the crimes i've been doing OR this sexy guy that i've known for twenty minutes who arrived in my life under the world's most suspicious circumstances hm much to think about and starts chopping heads off the people he knows. he would get his ass kicked playing clue

Angela is God. Roper is the Devil. Pine and Teddy are angel-coded (fallen and otherwise).