will you halt this eclipse in me?

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

oh this is your favorite character? awesome choice, i love that guy. i booked an appointment with a therapist for you,