You Know I Bite The Way I Bark

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

thinking jude bellingham is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing i could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and big brown eyes man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid i hate myself. oh you think the football star is hot? fucking england starter? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god hes tall should we tell everyone he's tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks THE FOOTBALL STAR is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Eight Pack is easy on the eyes. "hear me out" and its fucking god save the king. should we call the daily mail. I DISGUST myself. world cup. i should be killed

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss