You Know I Bite The Way I Bark

thinking jude bellingham is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing i could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and big brown eyes man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid i hate myself. oh you think the football star is hot? fucking england starter? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god hes tall should we tell everyone he's tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks THE FOOTBALL STAR is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Eight Pack is easy on the eyes. "hear me out" and its fucking god save the king. should we call the daily mail. I DISGUST myself. world cup. i should be killed

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

i really can’t take those stupid ass “football guides for the ✨girls✨” like just pick a league n search up the format or ask someone ur a grown ass fucking woman i promise it’s not that hard to understand i know u can do it without having to infantilize urself

Well... Have you tried being bisexual?