You Know I Bite The Way I Bark

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

i don’t know. i’m barely a person. i just want to be kind and hold someone’s hand. eat an ice cream cone. stare at the lake. feel the sun on my skin. lay in the grass. run through a sprinkler. it’s so easy to forget life is supposed to feel like a deep breath and not a gasp

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

are straight people okay, I legit just watched a woman say that texting first is a blue job and waiting and replying is a pink job when it comes to dating. It has 40 thousand likes and several comments agreeing

This Tumblr post has been tagged with a vaguely European man's name, I shall Google this man to figure out what TV show or movie or book he is from. Ah, I was expecting this name to be one of a fictional character but instead is the name of a driver for formula 1, curious.