You Know I Bite The Way I Bark

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

they should invent a brain that doesn't whisper bad things to you.

a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand

This tweet is almost 3 years old has been relevant since the day it was posted

is anyone else their father’s female son

My brain feels like someone put it in the microwave and there's still a bit of foil on it

The Eiffel Tower gets slightly bigger every year. That's because it's alive and slowly absorbing the girders and I-beams from the other buildings in the city. The French government didn't want to alarm its citizens, so they made up a story about it being built by an architect, but that's simply not what happened. In fact, despite its name, the Eiffel Tower isn't really a tower at all.