You Know I Bite The Way I Bark

good morning. everyone stop the hellish charade now

Two things can be true at once unless I don't think so then they aren't anymore sorry

“why don’t lesbians who date masc women just date men?” Why don’t straight women who like men just date masc women?

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think