You Know I Bite The Way I Bark

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

they should make a wetter water that hydrates you 5 times as much. it should feel like a videogame health potion. instant healing. instant hydration.

"whats your favourite genre of music" songs that i like. it's pretty cool every single song in that genre is one that i like

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

good morning. everyone stop the hellish charade now

Two things can be true at once unless I don't think so then they aren't anymore sorry

“why don’t lesbians who date masc women just date men?” Why don’t straight women who like men just date masc women?