Kit

Santa isnt coming to town this year, he's just gonna edge on by

HYSTERICAL

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Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

Excellent additions.

Angels wear wingtips.

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

Ice skaters wear slippers

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

VERY good addition!

Achilles wears heels.

[Image: Tweet by Sage ( @sagescrittore ): last night Ursula K. Le Guin visited my dreams and I said to her "Queerness is a long thread of hurt" and she answered "Now what will you mend with that thread?" and it rocked me so hard I woke up crying. End ID.]

Reminder that in 2017 4chan played capture the flag with Shia LaBeouf. Without any kind of a retail store to use for landmarks they got a rough estimate of the flags location from a livestream. They used the position of the sun to narrow it down to a specific time zone, they tracked the flight paths of planes seen flying overhead to further narrow it down. Then someone in the area drove around honking his horn while viewers on the livestream told him if he was getting closer until he found and stole the flag.

[Video Description: A tiktok of a person wearing a long dress, sunglasses, and holding a white cane standing outside on concrete. They say, "I'm blind and my white cane is great and all, but lately I've just been feeling like I... people aren't giving me the space I need when I'm walking down the street." The video cuts to the person now holding a weedeater instead of a white cane. They say, "so I've been trying this new cane that promises to command respect and give me the space I deserve!" The video cuts again to them still holding the weedeater, only now it's been turned on. They say, "Downside, it's a little hard to hear the traffic. But people definitely do move. Coming through!" The video has closed captions on screen of everything the person says. End ID.]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

This healed me….

I haven’t felt this tense since that ‘adding water to the cup’ game!

The number of variants of “Russian roulette but nobody dies” I have seen over the years says something about humanity. Or maybe it doesn’t, I’m not a philosopher. But it feels like it does

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

i had to

I have exams coming up so