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Pokemon starters are so fucking plain and boring and repetitive like. What are we doingggggg

Why cant we have something creative like a. fucking. Idk a water tardigrade or a water lion or some shit why cant we have a fire frog or eagle or something or a grass bull or wolf or something. Like. It doesn't have to be another water frog and grass bird. What are we doingggg

Doing whatever is fast just to make money explains Pokémon and why it sucks so well.

oh and you have to learn to weaponize “thank you for your understanding”. which means “there is nothing you can do about this so accept it”

might I add "thanks for your patience" = "things are going as fast as they can reasonably go and if you keep asking when it's going to be done you will actively slow the process down through your constant pestering"

This feels similar to when cats see a prey in the distance and start to do that stange motion with their mouths and chirping/chattering

...pfft

He is trying so hard to be a good boy and be patient and not yell in the car. And ends up sounding like a rubber chicken stuck in a vacuum cleaner. It's the sweetest.

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

Their idea of natural inherently evokes a Christian idea of God. Like, it makes no sense in a secular scientific worldview for defying nature to be a real or meaningful action that one can take. But defying the will of Christ, yeah that's what they're talking about, everything they say makes more sense when you realize that's how they think about it. Honestly any time someone uses the word 'natural' in an argument you can replace it with 'Christ's will' and see if they're being conservative or not.

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

There's this awesome disabled black woman coming for Black Rock with all the receipts and laws they are ignoring and more. I hope she wins this case

It's really funny and jarring when you encounter a profanity filter in a single-player m-rated grown-up game for adults, but I don't think they even make sense in kid's games. If anything I think "If you tell the computer to call you FuckNugget it will do that" is exactly the sort of obvious, low-stakes 'actions have consequences' lesson that's perfect for kids.

"This impacts nobody but yourself, and even then it does not alter gameplay or the intended experience, however we cannot allow it and you need to know we disapprove of offensive language. Anyway have fun in Gorequest 4: The Tittening."

The inherently conservative act of policing what people do alone in their own homes has become disturbingly popular.

#So basically. He runs like an actual real person would over uneven ground 😂#The Hollywood Run is pretty to watch sure but also takes place on a paved surface usually#There is no way to look dignified whilst running across lumpy bumpy ground down across a hill. Unless one is an actual gazelle#thankyou Mr. Viggo for that Real Human rep (saving @jonairadreaming's excellent tags because everyone who has ever tried running down an incline over uneven, possibly shifting, ground knows you try to get down there as fast as possible with the least amount of time of foot actually touching the ground and constantly being prepared to shift your weight to keep your balance. By the time the stones actually shift from your weight you already want to be two steps away)

He’s so leg

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

I know I was joking the other day about Korra but I do fear it should be common knowledge at this point that all avatars are just causing messes the next avatars after have to clean up and yes that very much includes Aang