Floating in the Blue

Konzept: Ein Paralleluniversum, in dem die AfD nicht existiert und ihre Wähler stattdessen aus Protest Die Partei wählen.

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Yuna has been going to the same pilates class (Tuesdays and Fridays) for 25 years because she needed two hours to herself to just be Yuna and it's a fun group of folks who sometimes go for a coffee together after and nobody knows anybody's last name but they all know about Trina's husband's affair, you know? and Yuna loves her family and she loves Shane but she also loves not being Hollander? like Shane Hollander? are you his mom? sometimes and it works great until her car starts making a weird noise on the way to class and David and Shane have gone ahead to the lake to get their cottages set up for the summer and Yuna was supposed to go on a grocery run later so unfortunately as everybody is meandering outside and chatting about holiday plans Rosie starts nudging people and whispering "oh my god i think that’s—" and then Ilya Rozanov is ambling over to kiss Yuna's cheek and offer to carry her bag and asking if Shane remembered to add greek yogurt to the shopping list and it's not that Yuna doesn't preen a little under her friends' excitement but also, ugh, now she's gonna have to join a pottery class

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

Wow.

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

And stickers!

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

why did no one tell me jeremy irons lives in a restored irish castle

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.

once this scheiss hitzewelle stops and i am not on the brink of a kreislaufkollaps schon um neun uhr früh it'll be over for you bitches

honestly, having flexibility in your headcanons is such an important skill to develop as a fandom participant. like, it's great to have strong opinions of your own, but don't you want to hear what strong opinions others hold? I love being compelled by a passionate argument! go off! tell me something I don't assume! give me the tea that's not inherent to my watching!

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

guys i dont know how many more "2 years between each 9 episode season" i can take