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...Tia.Â
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@annieedmonds
if teddy made you choose between himself and Tia, who would you pick?
...Tia.Â

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are you and Teddy trying for a baby?
No, we decided we preferred being childless forever.Â
If you haven’t heard, my husband, Teddy, and I are currently in the process of renovating The Poison Apple to be something way more my style, and way more aesthetic than its current iteration. Of course it’ll be done in time for Halloween and unfortunately everyone over 21 will be invited for an Annie Milne Halloween Party. There will be waivers, though.Â
As you all know by now, it’s around this time of year I start making Halloween preparations and begin an ominous string of threats directed at the most fun target. Due to personal reasons, and lack of a viable subject this year, I am officially cancelling all Annie Milne Halloween plans. I will be continue my streak of wearing black every day, but this time in mourning of a great tradition ruined. Thank you for your patience and understanding in this most trying time. Â
TEXT | to whom it may concern
Izzie: Yay! Thank you! Okay, I've been asking the questions one by one, but I think you'd appreciate a longer-form one-and-done survey. So here you go:
1. In the time since you've made your commitment, have you been intrinsically happier? Y/N. Please explain.
2. Since making your commitment, have you felt like you've lost any part of yourself? ie, your freedom, independence, or identity? Y/N. Please explain.
3. Has your decision caused you to feel ostracized by other people your age, who are not at that point in life yet? Y/N. Please explain.
4. Would you recommend this commitment to other people your age? Y/N. Please explain.
5. And lastly, what is your #1 pro and #1 con about the commitment you've made? Can be as detailed or vague as you'd like.
Izzie: Thanks so much Annie! This means so much.
Annie: 1. Intrinsically? No. But I've never not been happy with Teddy. It's not like I got monumentally happier since I've been married because I reached peak happiness when I met him. Marriage itself doesn't officially make you a happier person, it's the other person that's important.
2. Also no. I've been with Teddy for 7 years so if anything our identities have grown stronger together. We don't stress if one of us is doing something different than the other because we know at the end of the day we're coming home to each other. That's the important part.
3. If anyone is ostracizing me it's because I wear all black and hoodies in the summer, not because I'm married. Teddy's parents like me and I don't talk to my mother. And our friends don't think anything differently of us.
4. I'd only recommend it to people that take it seriously. I don't think you're ever too young to know who you love, but I think you can be too young to understand what actual love feels and looks like. I married my first boyfriend ever, but that doesn't mean I'd recommend it to everyone.
5. My number one pro is that I know I'm married to the only man I've ever wanted to be with. The only con is that he's lost multiple rabbits under his bed and I've had to pull them out. I hope that helps.

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TEXT | to whom it may concern
Izzie: Hi! If you've received this text, then I am reaching out to you to inquire about the choice you've made with your life to be in a lifelong, committed relationship. Whether that be a marriage, raising a child, or some other situation. I'd like to ask you some questions for my senior thesis, which is centered around marriage and how those decisions before the age of 25 can affect our psychology.
Izzie: Do you consent to being part of my project?
Annie: Only because you’re one of my sister’s best friends. What do you need to know?
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we probably won’t get married a third time...probably @teddymilne
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sagegothel‌:
Aw, that’s so cute! Small wedding parties are like, ultra exclusive, it’s like being in a secret club except one that everyone sees and knows about. Speaking of secrets, are like, the deets of your wedding one, or can you like, give a sneak peek of what kind of vibe you’re going for?Â
No, it’s not a secret I just haven’t had anyone really ask. Halloween is a very big holiday around our house, so we wouldn’t pass up the opportunity for a Halloween wedding. And costumes are just automatically more interesting than church clothes, so we’d rather everyone dress up in that. And there’s no religious figure marrying us either, I think I’d burst into flames on the spot.
thomasdee‌:
Why even have a second wedding? You guys don’t seem like the party type anyway. I mean, I’ll go, and I’ll wear a costume that steals the show, but I say just take an anniversary honeymoon and call it a day.
We didn’t really have a first wedding, so this is completely different. We were barely outed as a couple when we got married the first time so now that everyone knows we figured we could have a real ceremony. Plus, our anniversary being in the summer was unacceptable in terms of seasons. Don’t get too excited, you were only a courtesy invite. But yes, costumes are encouraged and the bloodier the better.Â
sagegothel‌:
Ew, why are you doing all of that like, by yourself? Tia’s way good at this stuff, you should totes hit her up for more help, I bet she’d have like, mega-fun doing it and like, have more fun doing it than she did with Charlie because you won’t try to make bridesmaids wear sneakers.Â
She is helping me, but ultimately the decisions are all mine to make. All Tia can do is point me in the right direction. Yeah, I don’t have any bridesmaids other than Tia so I really do not foresee that being a problem.Â

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Now I see why people hire wedding planners. I’ve had to make more trivial decisions in the past few months than I have in my entire life. I almost the Jessica Rabbit days where all I had to do was love Teddy and sign some papers. Now I have to dress shop and pick dead flowers and design a menu I think everyone will hate. I hope Teddy has an incredible honeymoon planned because I think I’m going to need a break like ASAP.Â
TEXT || TIANNIE
Tia: Which is super weird! You're both gorge and nice, that's like the easiest way to have a shizillion friends! I don't know how to not go grand! Especially when it's for someone I love as much as ILY! The most i can do is like...lowkey amazeballs. Yay!!! I cannot believe I get to be a Best Maid and a Maid of Dishonor all in one year!
Annie: I just have coworkers and Teddy probably has more friends than we ever hang out with so maybe I’ll just get the guest list from him. Let’s do this: have as many grand ideas as you want and then we’ll pair down from there. Good? You are a very in demand wedding party-goer, that’s for sure.
TEXT || TIANNIE
Tia: I don't always know what every word means. But I'm pretty sure unnecessary isn't the right word?
Tia: Fully getting divorced only to have a super itty bitty wedding is so cray. But I guess thats v on brand for you and Teddy too so like whateves. Also what kind of long lost rich sister do you think I am? You're not spending any money on your wedding! I'D LOVE TO BE YOUR MAID OF UMM DISHONOR(????)!!!!!!
Annie: Either way we haven’t discussed in detail.
Annie: We don’t really have that many friends though? Not enough to warrant a huge wedding anyways. I just know your tendency to go grand! I also don’t want to get your hopes up that this is going to be some kind of incredible event. That’s a good one! I like that.
TEXT || TIANNIE
Tia: Why? You randomly running into buildings was too scary for Teddy too?
Tia: Gotcha, the weirdest possible option is fully on brand for you guys. But having another wedding so everyone can come is so fun! And I can totes do lowkey! Lowkey spooky scary would be so amaze for you! Unless you want to do traditional????? We gotta go dress shopping ASAP!
Annie: No, it just caused a lot of unnecessary concern so I just want to make sure he KNOWS I’m literally 100% fine before I bring it up again.
Annie: Not everyone! Remember! Small! Not only do we not have that many friends, but we also don’t need to be spending a ton of money on a wedding. Lowkey spooky scary sounds fine to me. I guess the next question is would you want to be my maid of honor? Or whatever that translates to for a spooky wedding.
TEXT || TIANNIE
Tia: Oh bummer. Also....what even?
Tia: You do know that vow renewals are like...a thing? But omg, YES OF COURSE! You're my sister, I love you and I KNOW you and Teddy aren't going to change your minds at the literal last second. CAN I HELP YOU PLAN IT? I am getting so many ideas for you already 🤯
Annie: Yeah, the whole getting caught in a fire kinda put a damper on the whole pregnancy thing.
Annie: Vow renewals wouldn’t be very me and Teddy. Plus, we didn’t have a real wedding the first time and it wasn’t important to us then. It’s not super important now but now that we’re more public I feel like more people would be apt to come, but it’s still not going to be a BIG thing. Probably just you and maybe a few others for me and whoever Teddy wants to invite. Sure you can! But, again, it’s not going to a big thing so just keep it as low key as possible, okay?

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TEXT || TIANNIE
Tia: YOU'RE PREGNANT! YAY! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!
Annie: No, not pregnant. Sorry. Actually Teddy and I got divorced!
Annie: We’re going to get remarried on Halloween and we’re looking to make it a little more of a thing than when we actually got married so do you want to be a part of it?
TEXT || TIANNIE
Annie: So I have some news that I think you’ll be excited about.