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r u guys ok i haven't heard anyone say yeet in awhile

u guys used to love yeet...

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staffs-secret-blog

can yoy make tumble explode

On February 23rd, 2031 tumblr will indeed explode

8 years.

7 years.

6 years.

5 years.

in the age of ai I must remind myself that I, too, can create bad, clunky, derivative writing‼️WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS !!!

joshpeck

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

magicratfingers

went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and

floralasshat

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

magicratfingers

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

magicratfingers

it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification

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magicratfingers

Jesus fucking Christ

magicratfingers

jesus fucking christ

osvaldvvanstein

Update please I am begging you

magicratfingers

ok but you’re not gonna like it

magicratfingers

mid spa break to drain in the sink

magicratfingers

sir

please

magicratfingers

the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time

drying in the sun

magicratfingers

daecus

Thank you for giving him a home! :) (Sorry if this has already been done, already. I couldn't just leave this post alone.)

magicratfingers

Omgggggggg

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish.

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond.

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

barin-mclegg

I think this might be the best post of yours I’ve ever read

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

insulting on behalf of the MANY clown husbandry posts i have gifted to you over the years

misspickman

my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

misspickman

they are like lovers to me

misspickman

an addition from bsky

glorioustragedykid

Every time I feel like dying i will draw myself and a favorite character doing this

glorioustragedykid

My beloved Miss Piggy calms me down

glorioustragedykid

Back off

svdcvnt

Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It

gloriesunsung

To save someone else going through eleventy billion reverse image searches - the sculptor is David Altmejd.

Thought 2, 2019

drumcorpshero

Spoopy Season Safety

massacre-girlypop

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

cotardkindrome1999

Reblogging even though it's way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

suotar

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

tyll-ulenspiegel

This is misinformation!

Activated charcoal “flushes out” orally ingested medication. This is why it can “flush out” E pulls and birth control pills. It cannot “flush out” injected T or E, it cannot “flush out” a depo shot, and it does not impact it if you use something like T gel or patches.

You should only be careful if you take medication orally! Which is still a lot of people and important to know. But it does NOT impact anything that’s not orally ingested!

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

🎶Activated charcoal! Flushes out pills!🎵

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thenewborndeity

Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

nonaferatu

happy 2025 to this post

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

highimpactemotions

As will I.

heartdrift

happy spooky season!!!

strangergraphics-archive

some random dividers i’ve made recently:

please like and credit if you use, reblogs are appreciated! thank you! 💕

stupidpetface

naamahdarling

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

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xocowilde

Visual reference of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat, because I love it

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adurot

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

adurot

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

adurot

But wait, there’s more!

adurot

teaboot

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

teaboot

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Facts

Logic

Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

Open sores

headspace-hotel

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start

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