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why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that