van palmer facial expression connoisseur

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

"i think my horse is regular sized" is peak lyricism

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier