Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

phone in bed show me what I need to see

Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all

An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis

'i asked chat gpt..' ok well i asked dan howell and he said microwave is onomatopoeia

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god