camp isn’t just a row of tents!

(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

i’ll say ily to a mutual i’ve had for 3 days #nevergaf

“you’re acting crazy” first of all im not acting

I suffer from severe anemia and malnutrition. My father was killed, my mother is dying, and my little siblings still depend on me.

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when the unpopular female character is mean and cruel to the fan favorite 🤩😍🥳🥳🥳💍💍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼️‼️‼️‼️👍