Tripping Off of Outer Space

summoning a demon to do your bidding but they are just so cartoonishly dogshit at the task you give them that the contract never gets fulfilled and now theyre just kinda living in your house

tumblr-style performance art

awaaaaaba. babawa agabababa. awabawababa!

you called my favorite media… slop? like… for a pig? is that what you think i am? *gets on all fours* is this what i am to you? *snorts* you think i’m a pig? *snorts* *starts sniffing the ground* you think this is funny? huh? *starts squealing* WEEE WEEE WEEEEEEE… you like this? huh? huh? WEEEEEEEEEE *gets up* whatever. just forget it. i don’t care anymore.

reviews are in for my quiz: everybody loves it sooo much :)

I got 16% and I'm having a terrible time.

fuck you

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

you can tell this website is getting older because i keep seeing posts that are like. you know when you think about it your 30s are the new 20s. 30 is basically a young adult. it's hip to single and unemployed and 30. your 30s are for figuring things out so you can be a real adult at 40-

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.