your local dumbass 😎

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

it can be both if you squint and take creative liberties

Camouflage,,,

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that