noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap
Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Peter Solarz
Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
romaâ
çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
Janaina Medeiros
shark vs the universe
tumblr dot com
DEAR READER
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I think I'm gonna make a separate blog for my writing, since it's getting pretty chaotic in here even by MY standards! Time to set up a new moon base. Oh boy, I sure hope this is an easy and straightforward process that I won't get lost in for hours! á( á )á...
i did!
@cosybunny
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I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS
And also occasionally by pufferfish
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
therapy can be expensive. archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi are forever free
what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them
hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this
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if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, itâs important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, itâs important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal
No officer u donât understand he likes it in there. He wants to be in the trunk of my car. Itâs enrichment for him.
Extract from The Art of Coarse Acting (1964) by Michael Green.
source
That is a fun noise there
neoliiii
You MUST unmute this the text DOES NOT do that cat justice.
would you?
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on it boss
cursed timeline ao3 skin
Step 1: See an absolutely monstrous image on a reddit post about "worst possible AO3 features"
Step 2: realize that you could probably recreate that with CSS
Step 3: spend an hour of time you were supposed to be working just constantly thinking about how to do it
Step 4: spend your lunch hour (and another 20 minutes after work) making the thing
Step 5: profit???
If you would like to make your AO3 works pages look like some sort of cursed timeline full of broken ads, personal information, and AI then grab the code and make yourself a site skin đđ¤Ł
Note: this removes all of the buttons at the top of a fic and also I built it on my laptop with zero considerations for mobile. This is a shitpost kind of a site skin, so just try it for the visceral horrors and not for actual usability.
Image of one of my own fics:
It's this kind of unhinged dedication to the bit that makes Tumblr such a special website (unironically, I love that about Tumblrites).
i kept finding new favorite bits and the order went like "Reveal Author's Location" and then "Author Face ID" and then "AI Summarize" omfg
Everything about this is cursed.
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: whereâs Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? Iâm not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you canât read this in the original Hebrew.
God:Â Whereâs the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?Â
God: hey whereâs Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
CainceledÂ
This post gets worse every reblog
yet im not Abel to scroll past
This post hit me like a rock to the head
This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr
this is the low-quality copper that keeps ea-nasir
who do you think supplied Cain with the rock
your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.
When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacherâs house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish.Â
I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sisterâs violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond.Â
Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesnât play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.
I think this might be the best post of yours Iâve ever read
insulting on behalf of the MANY clown husbandry posts i have gifted to you over the years
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itâs a shame more vampire media doesnât pull from vampire bat behavior because theyâre such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didnât find a meal! thereâs evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but theyâve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!
@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world
[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #this post gave me a beautiful mental image of a vampire mansion full of beautiful goth women #dragging in brooding ya vampire boyfriends from the cold like stray cats /End ID]
today is the ten year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shooting. a full decade ago, i lost a friend and a coworker. i was lucky. i had friends that lost several people. today, please remember and fight for all those that have died to live the life they should have been free to. i'll always remember you, Cory.
