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Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):

Former college botany professor, disgraced and disbarred after taking the fall for illegal and unethical bio-engineering experiments (plant monsters) that went awry. With no other employment prospects, was roped into the space bounty hunting gig by Emmy Acero, a former student who had also fallen on hard times

Not the step dad, the dad that stepped down from his prestigious position at a scientific institution by order of the board of ethics

Used to look like Magnum P.I. in his younger days, now in his 60s but still 6'2" and built like a former linebacker. You have to carry a lot of bags of dirt around in his line of work

Any man can bring you the flowers you like. Pete Moss can bring you the flowers that like you, because he literally invented a machine to talk to them

Earning a doctorate (even one that was subsequently stripped from you) is nothing to sneeze at. Pete will 100% apply that same level of dedication to making sure you have the most magical night of your life. Also he won't get distracted on his phone at any point because he broke it (jam accident)

Testimony from 2024 Unscripted Tri-Champion Spanks Sinatra: "OK so legit: Pete is an oddly sweet dude. He's very mellow. I know that when Emmy and Sammy are freaking the FUCK out, Pete is just there, vibing. In his lane. Doing his thing. Probably because he has no idea what's happening. God I wish that were me. Pete, can you engineer weed that I'm not allergic to?"

The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):

The Bone God is a dead god whose bones were brought to a foreign planet by a dog that's a moon. The Bone God has anxiety. The Bone God ate its own sibling to save its entire world. The Bone God uses it/its pronouns, the sexiest pronouns. The Bone God is huge and bestial and terrifying. The Bone God is soft and nervous and kind. The Bone God is dating a guy who's basically Trans Steve Irwin and pulled him with its autism rizz. The Bone God is just a little guy, if a little guy could climb on the ceiling and had a halo of fire. The Bone God is learning what it means to be a god in a modern world when its old obligations are no longer who it is.

BG is the youngest of a pantheon of gods from a lost planet whose races were scattered in a diaspora across the universe. It is slowly coming back to life from its death through the power of LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP

Bone God is possessed by a fragment of its evil sister's spirit, which whispers in its ear about how terrible it is

It literally cannot become a new god with her shard clouding the way forward

BG saved its entire planet by eating her.

It doesnt know if any of its siblings are alive. It thinks theyre all dead.

It is literally so anxious all the time. It will stand with its paws held to its chest and just go aheem heem

You should vote for The Bone God because it likes to take a more humanoid form to talk to people with but then just stands there like 🥺👉👈

They don't call it The Bone God for nothing (it's on account of the bones)

Whats sexier than being in a loving long term relationship with a mortal man who fears no god or living creature and regularly jumps on dangerous animals like Steve Irwin?

Art of Dr. Pete Moss by @violetfoxsketches.

I need about 700 to cover the two of them and I have posted pictures of the amounts on the gofundme. The link name is kind of incorrect on the gofundme but part of it is for the car loan to be fair

https://cash.app/$hauntingthemorg

https://www.gofundme.com/f/morg-car-fund

Edit: here are the pics of what I need to pay in case you only see my pinned:

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Hazel McCallah (The Unexplored Places: Ruin's Gate):

definitely a lesbian

has terrible horrible visions of Doom

occasionally gets possessed by a supernatural force that makes her better at fighting demons and also makes smoke pour out of her eyes

described as "if Charlize Theron in Mad Max didn't have a celebrity skincare routine"

fights with a fucking sick axe with a red stone head

wears an old flight suit but with the arms tied around her waist like a classic hot scifi lesbian

died and came back wrong!!!!!!!!

her link to the world of the living is the motherless 12 year old girl she rescued from a mine collapse and taught how to ride a horse and who loves her sooooo much

almost got turned into a centaur made of plant and bone one time

has a horse named Freddie

can engage a small gang on equal footing

Kiki Cethin (The Room Where It Happened: Elder County and Foxfire):

Do y'all need some big, strong, tanned arms to hold you? Do you need to see a woman twice your size throw a scumbag on his ass? What if she could turn into a massive werewolf and hulk out of her shirt?

Then you want Kiki Cethin! She's incredibly soft hearted, stubborn, determined, and has a gruff exterior that tricks people into thinking she isn't as nice as she is. She went through hell trying to find her missing little brother.

She's in a weird emotional thing with her friend Cecily

She's the pack leader and union rep of a werewolf pack

SHE'S TRANS!

she's so strong

She gets emotional when she holds babies

Kiki can tear a car to pieces with her bare paws

Art of Kiki Cethin by @lotsadeer.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Propaganda

Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):

Former college botany professor, disgraced and disbarred after taking the fall for illegal and unethical bio-engineering experiments (plant monsters) that went awry. With no other employment prospects, was roped into the space bounty hunting gig by Emmy Acero, a former student who had also fallen on hard times

Not the step dad, the dad that stepped down from his prestigious position at a scientific institution by order of the board of ethics

Used to look like Magnum P.I. in his younger days, now in his 60s but still 6'2" and built like a former linebacker. You have to carry a lot of bags of dirt around in his line of work

Any man can bring you the flowers you like. Pete Moss can bring you the flowers that like you, because he literally invented a machine to talk to them

Earning a doctorate (even one that was subsequently stripped from you) is nothing to sneeze at. Pete will 100% apply that same level of dedication to making sure you have the most magical night of your life. Also he won't get distracted on his phone at any point because he broke it (jam accident)

Testimony from 2024 Unscripted Tri-Champion Spanks Sinatra: "OK so legit: Pete is an oddly sweet dude. He's very mellow. I know that when Emmy and Sammy are freaking the FUCK out, Pete is just there, vibing. In his lane. Doing his thing. Probably because he has no idea what's happening. God I wish that were me. Pete, can you engineer weed that I'm not allergic to?"

The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):

The Bone God is a dead god whose bones were brought to a foreign planet by a dog that's a moon. The Bone God has anxiety. The Bone God ate its own sibling to save its entire world. The Bone God uses it/its pronouns, the sexiest pronouns. The Bone God is huge and bestial and terrifying. The Bone God is soft and nervous and kind. The Bone God is dating a guy who's basically Trans Steve Irwin and pulled him with its autism rizz. The Bone God is just a little guy, if a little guy could climb on the ceiling and had a halo of fire. The Bone God is learning what it means to be a god in a modern world when its old obligations are no longer who it is.

BG is the youngest of a pantheon of gods from a lost planet whose races were scattered in a diaspora across the universe. It is slowly coming back to life from its death through the power of LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP

Bone God is possessed by a fragment of its evil sister's spirit, which whispers in its ear about how terrible it is

It literally cannot become a new god with her shard clouding the way forward

BG saved its entire planet by eating her.

It doesnt know if any of its siblings are alive. It thinks theyre all dead.

It is literally so anxious all the time. It will stand with its paws held to its chest and just go aheem heem

You should vote for The Bone God because it likes to take a more humanoid form to talk to people with but then just stands there like 🥺👉👈

They don't call it The Bone God for nothing (it's on account of the bones)

Whats sexier than being in a loving long term relationship with a mortal man who fears no god or living creature and regularly jumps on dangerous animals like Steve Irwin?

Art of Dr. Pete Moss by @violetfoxsketches.

"They can shave your fur off, rip out your fangs and tail, trim your claws…make you talk like ‘em, dress like ‘em, act like ‘em…but at the end of the day, they'll always remember who you really are. And where your place is.” Capochin and Hector share a smoke break, and along with that, their experience of adapting to a new life in the Grove. A smooth sail? You wish.

New fic :] Shorter than my previous ones, it's pretty much just one scene but it took me a while to lay down and then polish. Hope you guys like it, feedback is always appreciated so don't be shy if you find yourself having something to say o(^▽^)o

+ bonus art, cuz I wouldn't stop going "CU-CU-CU-CU-CUL-TURE SHOCK" every five or so minutes while writing and then drawing the cover art. song is "Culture" by Tsumiki

my half of an art trade with @realkerunn

Propaganda

Hazel McCallah (The Unexplored Places: Ruin's Gate):

definitely a lesbian

has terrible horrible visions of Doom

occasionally gets possessed by a supernatural force that makes her better at fighting demons and also makes smoke pour out of her eyes

described as "if Charlize Theron in Mad Max didn't have a celebrity skincare routine"

fights with a fucking sick axe with a red stone head

wears an old flight suit but with the arms tied around her waist like a classic hot scifi lesbian

died and came back wrong!!!!!!!!

her link to the world of the living is the motherless 12 year old girl she rescued from a mine collapse and taught how to ride a horse and who loves her sooooo much

almost got turned into a centaur made of plant and bone one time

has a horse named Freddie

can engage a small gang on equal footing

Kiki Cethin (The Room Where It Happened: Elder County and Foxfire):

Do y'all need some big, strong, tanned arms to hold you? Do you need to see a woman twice your size throw a scumbag on his ass? What if she could turn into a massive werewolf and hulk out of her shirt?

Then you want Kiki Cethin! She's incredibly soft hearted, stubborn, determined, and has a gruff exterior that tricks people into thinking she isn't as nice as she is. She went through hell trying to find her missing little brother.

She's in a weird emotional thing with her friend Cecily

She's the pack leader and union rep of a werewolf pack

SHE'S TRANS!

she's so strong

She gets emotional when she holds babies

Kiki can tear a car to pieces with her bare paws

Art of Kiki Cethin by @lotsadeer.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Propaganda

Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):

Former college botany professor, disgraced and disbarred after taking the fall for illegal and unethical bio-engineering experiments (plant monsters) that went awry. With no other employment prospects, was roped into the space bounty hunting gig by Emmy Acero, a former student who had also fallen on hard times

Not the step dad, the dad that stepped down from his prestigious position at a scientific institution by order of the board of ethics

Used to look like Magnum P.I. in his younger days, now in his 60s but still 6'2" and built like a former linebacker. You have to carry a lot of bags of dirt around in his line of work

Any man can bring you the flowers you like. Pete Moss can bring you the flowers that like you, because he literally invented a machine to talk to them

Earning a doctorate (even one that was subsequently stripped from you) is nothing to sneeze at. Pete will 100% apply that same level of dedication to making sure you have the most magical night of your life. Also he won't get distracted on his phone at any point because he broke it (jam accident)

Testimony from 2024 Unscripted Tri-Champion Spanks Sinatra: "OK so legit: Pete is an oddly sweet dude. He's very mellow. I know that when Emmy and Sammy are freaking the FUCK out, Pete is just there, vibing. In his lane. Doing his thing. Probably because he has no idea what's happening. God I wish that were me. Pete, can you engineer weed that I'm not allergic to?"

The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):

The Bone God is a dead god whose bones were brought to a foreign planet by a dog that's a moon. The Bone God has anxiety. The Bone God ate its own sibling to save its entire world. The Bone God uses it/its pronouns, the sexiest pronouns. The Bone God is huge and bestial and terrifying. The Bone God is soft and nervous and kind. The Bone God is dating a guy who's basically Trans Steve Irwin and pulled him with its autism rizz. The Bone God is just a little guy, if a little guy could climb on the ceiling and had a halo of fire. The Bone God is learning what it means to be a god in a modern world when its old obligations are no longer who it is.

BG is the youngest of a pantheon of gods from a lost planet whose races were scattered in a diaspora across the universe. It is slowly coming back to life from its death through the power of LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP

Bone God is possessed by a fragment of its evil sister's spirit, which whispers in its ear about how terrible it is

It literally cannot become a new god with her shard clouding the way forward

BG saved its entire planet by eating her.

It doesnt know if any of its siblings are alive. It thinks theyre all dead.

It is literally so anxious all the time. It will stand with its paws held to its chest and just go aheem heem

You should vote for The Bone God because it likes to take a more humanoid form to talk to people with but then just stands there like 🥺👉👈

They don't call it The Bone God for nothing (it's on account of the bones)

Whats sexier than being in a loving long term relationship with a mortal man who fears no god or living creature and regularly jumps on dangerous animals like Steve Irwin?

Art of Dr. Pete Moss by @violetfoxsketches.

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