Everyone is posting abt Italy's vocalist but have u seen the fucking drunmer Ethan Torchio

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Everyone is posting abt Italy's vocalist but have u seen the fucking drunmer Ethan Torchio

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One hundred and twenty nine years ago, the world was welcoming one of the greatest storytellers ever.
Ok, Iām one day late and I really wish I could have created something new for the birthday of our dear old friend, but in any case, itās always good to celebrate the fantastic works of the one and only, J.R.R. Tolkien.
Hope you are surrounded by all thatās green and good, dear sir. Thank you for the world you brought to life!
And a happy week ahead everyone! šāļøš
Bro... I leave tumblr for a year or so and when I come back yāall are literally still only talking about supernatural...
Being a man who loves men is okay. Itās not gross or sinful, itās beautiful and pure. Kiss a boy if you want. Itās okay to love him, itās okay.
Yeah, like⦠I love men. I get why you do too! :)
wow my attitude towards men sure has changed since 2016...

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Because even though this year still has seven weeks left, Iām calling it early. 2016 has been the fucking worst.Ā (bonus:)
Remember when we thought 2016 was the worst year?Ā
i hope this year has a good ending
Narrator: It did not...
Ravenclaw prideĀ š
pick your fighter
the ā$1000 to go to Hawaiiā bride, the āI bought a $99 polygraph on amazonā lady, or the āwhy was $200 so hugeā birthday girl
a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but theyāre actually 2 separate people so hereās all 3 in one go
the ā$1500 to go to hawaiiā bride
Ms Polygraph Test
$200 birthday
bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all
since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: āSquire Sebastianā lady
New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding
men are allowed to be so mediocre itās insulting on the deepest level
Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.
Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, sheĀ ālet her self goā,Ā āisnt even trying anymore!ā
if a man creates something mediocre itās just āa bad bookā or āa bad movieā.. if a man is a bad leader heās just, well, āa bad leaderā
if a woman creates something mediocre, or if a womanās a bad leader it becomes about how āall women are bad at _____,ā or about how āno woman is a natural leaderā
and thatās a really disheartening fact to all women. men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.
men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.

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anyone feel like crying? just watch this video (and be sure to unmute it.)
I never thought about the fact that these ma were loud af
Elephants:
instead of Friends they shouldāve called it Friends & Ross
every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross
just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldnāt give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit
I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ālearning so muchā from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesnāt think being a nanny is a manās job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which Iām pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because heās a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.
What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.
How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job.Ā
I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married. When they came to Ross wouldnāt get an annulment because he didnāt want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful.
KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER
Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabethās dad because itās āweirdā for him but had no problem going out with Rachelās sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it.
Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that sheās working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship
The show Friends actually invented the term āfriendzoneā to describe Rossā inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start).
I fucking hate Ross so much
Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say he was sorry about it because āit was Rachelās fault, she wanted a breakā? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad.
*At the hospital*
āI am Dr Ross Gellar!ā
Rachel sighing:Ā āPlease, Ross. That means something here.āĀ
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youāve missed: The concept ofĀ āpurpleā Didnāt always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his āwine-dark sea.ā
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iām hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youāre not wrong About Homerās wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youāve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word āpurpleā, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
āRoses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.ā
ā¦
My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The romance of Tumblr is troublesome too.
(ŹāæŹ) XD
remember when dash drama looked like this
apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you canāt have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife
or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least arenāt extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment
Shots fired
No we have gun control
Nods.

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Be honest with me, then. Why havenāt you ever had a boyfriend?
To All the Boys Iāve Loved Before (2018) dir. Susan Johnson