God's sleepiest soldier

My zebra escaped when the storm came through and I’m worried sick

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

if straight women are leaving their husbands for dean winchester i hope it’s to put him in a cage and feed him formula because that man isn’t going to give you good sex and he will most definitely leave you for castiel angel of the lord this literally happened to our queen lisa Braden