Trudeau walked with her today after he signed a massive gas pipe deal. It’s all PR shit and the mundane gobble it up.

It’s time to let Greta start publicly executing politicians

http://www.lowtechmagazine.com

I personally find Pride and Prejudice inspirational because Mr Darcy is the most awkward social train wreck of a human being ever created, he’s in his thirties and still doesn’t know how to talk to girls. But he ends up marrying his crush, an extroverted and very intelligent ten despite her fully hating him for 70% of the book. I respect that

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school

This is it. This is the entire pet care experience in one video

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently

is this an a24 movie

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

My high school English teacher always explained it with: “He took his hat and his leave.”

Love this word!