before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

psychiatrist at arkham asylum talking to the riddler

happy desmond sycamore day peeps

I can’t believe Desmond was born today

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

“you’ll feel better after a good night’s rest” do i look like someone who has had one of those in the last two decades

look. Look into my eyes

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

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“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me