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i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location

your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists. 

Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.

I love villainesses isekais because they always open to some shit like "I've reincarnated as Evilla Von Lily, the empire's only princess and I'm destined to die after becoming affianced to Prince Rytius de Citrus?!?!?" and you think ok so just not marry him, right. Cant be that hard? But then chapter 1 in kicks in like " Evilla, sweetie your father and I are sooo glad you're marrying your Highness prince Rytius otherwise all these 56 orphans we tend to would spontaneously combust. Like, immediately. don't ask, we dont know how either. anyways proud of you" and youre like oh shit evilla

He doenst want a d Ivorce

Guys stop saying Goodette is in love with me. Just because I haven't antagonized her in this timeline and we're somewhat friendly and she keeps turning up on my house and doesnt seem to like Duke Sekonde all that much it doesnt mean she has feelings for me. In fact, I'm on my way to meet her right now to try and gauge how far off of the original story we're at. like maybe i can still get them together. i think its possible . anyways crossing fingers.

im supposed to meet her for tea but she changed the meeting place to her room all of sudden. More private, I guess! im just glad she trusts me that much. its good to have friends for a change.

awful lot of rose petals in her house today. funny how they seem to lead to her room too. maybe she was gardening early. anyways going in 👍

She s not wearing anyhting

@billy-babe