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At least they get to choose the job instead of being forced to work in a factory under threat of death

You think people get to choose their jobs under capitalism? Lmaoooo. Tell that to the people making minimum wage at Wal-Mart so they don't starve to death.

They choose to work that minimum wage job instead of working in a field that pays more.

Oh fuck it’s been that easy the whole time???? I’m choosing to be the CEO of Amazon sorry Jeff get the fuck out of my new office

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

I see this and I raise you Perry and Doof fighting six feet apart to adhere to proper social distancing rules. Perry has a mask over his bill.

Imagine all of the insufferable oscar bait quarantine movies that are gonna come out in a few years, about a husband and wife forced to stay home together, and slowly learn to actually love and appreciate their spouse.

Husband is played by like Leonardo DiCaprio or something. Wife is a slim blonde actress who is 20 years younger than him, even though in the move their characters somehow went to high school together. Black Neighbor Killed Off For Character Development is played by Morgan Freeman. The movie is touted as one of the most Important Films Of The Decade.

Yep. That’s The Movie. IMO there also will be Elderly Heroic Asian Woman, owner of a grocery store, speaking bad English,  suffering but Performing Heroic Acts for the community, even the asshole racist who will eventually reform, cue tears. 

The whole film just flashed in front of my eyes.

#reading this caused 2d10 psychic damage (@must-be-mythtaken)

Aht aht! Dont forget sassy black nurse! Shell appear at some point and you know it! Shell be chubby and the scrubs ill fitting!

The couple will have a new baby at the end because, you know, babies make everything better at the end! The child will be named after either the Black Man or the Asian Lady so that their legacy is honored or something.

ladies can be little a evil. as a treat.

I love rock concerts because when the band asks you how you are you are expected to scream which is an accurate representation of how I’m feeling 90% of the time

you are the ghastly queen, young and freak, spirit halloween

oh my god

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

metamorphic or igneous

neither, dwayne the

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