chicken

This is what nightmares as a kid were like

where does this situation even sit on the political compass

firefighters arrive at an apartment complex going up in flames, parked nearby is a truck identical to theirs, only colored blue. “shit!” the battalion chief yells. “the firehelpers are already here, cmon we gotta hurry!”

team fortress two

date of origin: 5th of march, 2013.

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

Look, if you’re going to send me recommendations for comedy media, you need to understand that I’m the sort of person who can sit through an exquisitely crafted half-hour standup routine and barely crack a smirk, then stumble across a Tumblr post where the entire joke is somebody grotesquely mis-spelling a common word and lose it for like a minute straight.

This image is now funny for a different reason.

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000

Maritime flex

she turned his remote vibe on 😳

“Gunar Gunarssonsson” lmao

hey now stairs are hard at his age

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.