Lord Of The Spookyverse

New fromsoft level up maiden you gotta bite her neck to level up and she moans a little

Texting the ecologist friend after she gave birth to ask “on a scale of kangaroo to spotted hyena how bad was it”

Hold on I need to look something up.

You are going to regret that. My preemptive condolences.

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?

Strapped to the anti-masturbation crucifix like some kind of gotdamn cum dracula

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

girl you've been running through my mind all day

ASMR really is embarrassing like sorry for shivering and shuddering and writhing around on my floor because you said something too close to the side of my head i have pervert ear syndrome and there's no cure. you can kill me if you want

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.