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Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

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“you win some you lose some” Well At This Point I’d Like For Us To Start Winning Some
I shouldn't care because i am loved and respected but sometimes I want to post something and I don't because I'm like "but people I know in real life follow this blog and it would be scary if they knew this thing"
And you may be thinking "Aidan, it sounds like what you really want is to keep a journal" and you'd be right, but unfortunately due to Reasons that is not something I can make myself do anymore
My coworker is talking about how much she feeds her cat every day and that thing must be huge
Both my current sideblogs were born from the urge to not subject people to a facet of myself, those two things being "horny" and "pathological ace attorney fan"

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I shouldn't care because i am loved and respected but sometimes I want to post something and I don't because I'm like "but people I know in real life follow this blog and it would be scary if they knew this thing"
Bill Viola | The Veiling | 1995
L + Ratio + you have posted a reddit screenshot as if it is representative of the way a demographically significant amount of people think and behave
If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie
I'm sure I've joked about this before but I love when posts are like "medieval painters didn't know how to paint animals/babies" and one of the examples is a Botero painting. Famous medieval artist Fernando Botero who died a couple years ago.

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you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art
''bring back renaissance art'' I bet your ass you can't even definitively tell that movement apart from others
"posing next to art we think we can do'' can you though. can you
>sees a post about the superiority of renaissance art.
>it's baroque.
1960’s Playboy cartoon by John Dempsey of a man’s visit to a modern art museum … he seems unimpressed with the first three exhibits but doffs his hat and gazes most reverentially at the fourth, a statue of a voluptuous beauty!
Let's all go out for tinis and bruschetta and not invite pjackk
Finding out your best friend is moving to your neighbourhood after living across the city for like 10 years:
absolutely looosssinggg it. i'm so obsessed with movies which portray the woman MC in a highly specific job because the writers clearly think it's like "off-beat" and "quirky" but have no idea how the field works whatsoever.
i decided to try a romcom i somehow missed i the 2000s 'head over heels' and i got 3 and a half minutes in and we're introduced to the lonely MC with bad taste in men as evidenced by her extremely short list of ex boyfriends, including her first boyfriend when she was 11 or something because i guess that's still relevant in her adult life.
so she's resigned herself to never finding love and prefers to ignore men to focus all her energy into her career.
this job is immediately presented as though it's for spinsters with no hope of ever finding a man.
the mc's lesbian bestie (whose first line involves her being scolded for being too sexual in the workplace, but moving on) points out their colleagues as evidence that they're doomed to a romance-less, sexless life if they don't switch up their shared career path. the colleagues are three old women, so-dubbed "the menopause triplets":
these women are presented as if they have no idea what's going on at any given moment. this is 2001, and presumably this is an entry level job requiring low effort and no experience.
then their boss bursts into the room, unceremoniously bumping a large painting into the door jam and walls, announcing that it's a new project for our MC.
our MC is thrilled to see the painting. apparently it's a light in the daily slog at her dreary job for loser women with nothing going on in their lives.
And that job is? Conservator of paintings (specializing in Renaissance) at the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The painting being handled like an old couch on its way to the curb?
The Bacchanal of the Andrians by Titian.
Her lesbian colleague who is presumably also a a highly trained & skilled curator finds it depressing that the MC is so excited about the painting.
it's a quirk unique to this MC that she cares so much about paintings, in her department at the metropolitan museum of art, where her colleagues find all that art business rather dreary. because we all know that's what conservators in extremely competitive museum positions are like.
I'm not saying there can't be lifelong love in here somewhere but I also just feel like the monogamous heterosexual marriage you're fantasizing about isn't necessarily best represented by the bacchanal. and that's okay. but i do stand by that.

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Okay well how about you take the photos of our moldy flooded house using your, "Amazing Digital Camera" so that the insurance company can reimburse us like I asked you to
The Mars Volta - De-Loused in the Comatorium (2003)
(requested by an anon)