argumentative, antithetical dream girl

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday