Snake Palace

life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

Bone apple teeth!

Huh? *Looks at your really sternly* What their fuck does that mean

When your gonna eat something and you say “bone apple teeth”

Max Ernst (German, 1891-1976), La mer aux oiseaux [The Sea Birds], 1925-26. Oil on board, 49 x 33.5 cm.

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

the existence of ads really is crazy do you ever think about that. longest running scam in history i think

they just put the dead flag blues by godspeed you! black emperor on kidz bop 54

and the playground is all muddy with a thousand lovely water slides