Snake Palace

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

My horrible clamping beak can tear through woven fibers and wood grain like butter

What was that noise outside just now

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

It's crazy that scientists empirically proved that ipad babies don't form souls and that when they pass from this world their mortal form will crumble to dust