Snake Palace

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it's their whole personality

They get highkey obsessed with antidotes

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

one of my favorite things in How It's Made is when it shows a factory worker for like 2 seconds and it's like who are you woman who works at the tapioca pudding factory I want to know about your life so so badly

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

i hope i dont get stealth killed