Tay's blog

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

No bc aspens are wild. They rarely reproduce sexually, instead they send up new trunks from their roots. Theres a grove in Utah that is a single genetic individual called Pando. New research suggests it’s the oldest living thing on the planet being between 16,000 and 80,000 years old. In other words, there is a grove of trees, that is actually one tree, that has been alive longer than humans have been around to see it, and its covered in eyes.

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

no i didn’t skip that song because i don’t like it, i skipped it because i don’t have the emotional stability to listen to it now

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

the one? yeah you already met the one. and she's gone from your life. it was your fault, wasn't it? I know it was. you were the happiest person you ever were in your life when you were with her, and you still weren't satisfied with that. it's a genuine shame. but you can't go back. will she be happy? yes, she'll live a happy life without you. but she won't even know that there's something missing. she could have had the best life someone could ever live if you hadn't fucked it up. and it would have been fine. but you couldn't help it. you should have seen the way she smiled when she talked about you. the same way she would have kept smiling for the rest of her life. but she won't. she'll replace that void with someone else, someone you'll think is better for her anyway, but it isn't true. she would genuinely have been better off with you. and you'll never get that back. do you mind if I order just one drink and we use different straws? I can't spend too much this week

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it