From That Cliff

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

happy zenquish—! oh, it's over already?

let us cherish its warm and infinitesimal memory

Do you love the color of the dinosaur femur

This is a crime against humanity

what the fuck man you cant do that

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink